theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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