google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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