How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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