You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I want her autograph on my taint
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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