marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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