yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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