So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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