We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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