My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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