I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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