I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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