My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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