Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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