so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
