you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Even my vagina gasped.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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