You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
