do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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