matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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