I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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