i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
and she was petting her beer can
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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