new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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