He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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