I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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