Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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