Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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