mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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