You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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