so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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