Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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