I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Boobs are out for the taking
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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