I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize