hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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