im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My feet surprised me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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