i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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