I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
They are going to name an STD after you.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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