Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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