Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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