What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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