I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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