Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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