i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
