My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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