I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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