dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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