Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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