member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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