i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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