We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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