p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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