she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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