He is an equal opportunity slut.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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