I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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