Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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