i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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